How-to-be-self-deprecating
I'm not your computer but you still turn me in
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dicktho:

Why am i turning you in? Why do u always go to prison, you disappoint me so much

*mundane thing* is so weird. it’s like *slightly less mundane thing*

reallyreallyreallytrying:

this millionaire crocodile owns a chain of swamps. but how? and why???

starmaps:

careers to consider when I finish uni:

  • girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
  • WWII war nurse
  • muse for a late 19th century artist
  • archaeologist in the 30s
  • suffragette
  • background character in a Wodehouse story
  • incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

foodchewer:

snapchatting:

i need to lay down forever

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