How-to-be-self-deprecating
disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS
B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS

B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

the fact that hussie graduated with a degree in computer science (according to wikipedia, so it could be called a “fact”) actually gives me a lot of hope in terms of going into a creative avenue that doesnt have much to do with my degree :)

greeklesbian:

 
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

i’m in one of those moods again where i look to the future and i think “shit.”

threewordphrase:

tobyjones:

oweeeeendennis:

So today Ryan drew that first picture of Mordecai up there. Then Toby, Sarah and I joined in and things kinda got out of hand for an hour.

That was a good hour.

Good times

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

liquatic:

Hoe but make it fashion

liquatic:

Hoe but make it fashion